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Relativity Applies to Software Installation?

22 Sunday May 2016

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Software, Software installation

Does time slow down when I install or upgrade software?  I have never met anyone or anything so overly optimistic than installation software telling me an installation will only take a few minutes:

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Its been “less than a minute” for the past ten minutes!  Come on, man!!!!

The best way to get a project done faster is to start sooner

— Jim Highsmith

The Journey of 238,857 Miles Begins with A Single Step

26 Tuesday May 2015

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Apollo 17, Astronaut Eugene Cernan, Footprints on the moon, Gene Cernan, Smithsonian Air and Space Museum, Smithsonian National Air and Space Museum

Last week, I was at the Smithsonian Air and Space Museum.  Every time I visit, I find something very inspiring:

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These are Astronaut Eugene Cernan’s spacesuit accessories.  Gene Cernan left the last human footprints on the moon in December 1972 (Apollo 17).  If you look closely, you can see the lunar dust that still coats these boots.  For a moment, there was only 6 inches of plexiglass separating me from articles that left this planet and set foot on the moon.  Wow!

I have seen that famous photo of the footprint on the moon:

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Courtesy of NASA

Now I saw a pair of boots that made the last human footprints on the lunar surface.  This moment made me think: from now on I will use the word “impossible” with greater care.  At one time a footprint on the moon was considered impossible.  With the power of science and human ingenuity, we can make the impossible possible.

An Ode to a Trying Week

07 Saturday Jun 2014

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Bad day, Frustration, Never give up, Try again, Trying Weeks

Things don’t seem to be going well for me this week; can’t seem to kick the endless meeting streak.

Projects delayed and problems reared their ugly heads; customer ripped my report to shreds.

Corporate bureaucracies wore me to a nub; my presentation was an utter flub.

No, I did not seem to get much done today; things came apart long before mid-day.

Yes, today was the day that tested my mettle; and I’ve endured many a nasty nettle; but I will not give in, nor sway, nor settle…  For tomorrow I will get back upon the saddle.

I choose to try again.

Spring has Sprung in Albuquerque

21 Friday Mar 2014

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Russian olive tree, Spring

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Spring got off to a great start today.  We were 72 and sunny.  To my friends back East who endured the most miserable winter in recent memory, this stuff is wending its way to you… hang in there.

The tree in the above photo is a Russian olive tree.  I don’t recall why we decided to get a Russian olive tree — I mean I love olives and I always wanted an olive tree but the Russian olive tree produces no olives.  I have no idea what purpose a Russian olive tree serves.  Well, I don’t care what it does as long as it doesn’t annex my house or my Mustang.  There will be sanctions if it does.

Oh God Please Don’t Let it Be the Columbia Mall…

26 Sunday Jan 2014

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Columbia Mall, Maryland mall, The Mall in Columbia

… were the first words out of my mouth when the USA Today notification flashed upon my iPhone screen alerting me to a “shooting at a Maryland mall.”  I used to frequent the Mall in Columbia when I lived in the area.  I still have many friends that live nearby and I hoped none of them got caught up in the melee.  All are ok as far as I know.

I occasionally still visit while on travel for work.  I sometimes swing by the Columbia mall to get my Teavana fix.  Until recently Albuquerque didn’t have a store.  There is a deli in the food court that makes the best potato salad and hand-made sandwiches; there is also a good sushi restaurant across from the mall that I still frequent (the name of it escapes me at the moment).

I remember one December Monday morning.  I woke up at 0430 to get ready to go to work.  I looked out the window and it was snowing fiercely.  Really coming down.  An inch had already stuck to the ground so I called the hotline to see if I had to report for duty; nope.  Non-essentials did not have to report (it is one of the few times a person is glad to be called a non-essential employee).  After sleeping in, at 10:00 the sun came out and melted all evidence that there even was a snow storm.  With a sudden free day, I decided to take advantage of it and finish my Christmas shopping at the Columbia mall.  I was not the only one with that idea; I bumped into my supervisor — and later — several co-workers.  The day turned into a beautiful sunny mid-morning and we felt as if we were playing “hooky.”

As you can see, I have a lot of fond memories of my time at the Columbia mall.  Not once did the thought or feeling ever occur to me, that some one could be packing and decide to whip it out causing chaos and harm.  The only annoyance I ever encountered was having to dodge the rows of cell phone and cell phone accessory kiosks.  Being hounded to show my phone, my service plan, promising they could give me a better contract, or giving me “a special 10% discount” if I showed my employers special access badge.  That is the only horror anyone should have to endure at any mall.  Well, the cell phone kiosk thing, and dodging packs of hyper-texting pre-teen girls who apparently just discovered makeup and decided to apply all of it in one application.

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Make Your Own Motivational/Demotivational Posters.

20 Monday Jan 2014

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Big Huge Labs, Demotivational Posters, motivational posters

This gallery contains 9 photos.

I discovered a new way to fritter my time away.  Making fake motivational posters.  Here are a few of my …

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